Every Once in a While I Wish…

None of these wishes have ever reached the level of a blowing-out-the-candle wish, and certainly none would be in my wishing-on-a-star category. I’m just saying, every once in a while it would be nice if….

Every once in a while I wish I had a magic pin to pop peoples’ pomposity

Every once in a while I wish I had a more ladylike sneeze

Every once in a while I wish I were a great rapper

Every once in a while I wish I could have interviewed Peter Mark Roget (If I thought it would work, I would use up a few candle wishes for this one)

Every once in a while I wish I could remember the names of everyone who ever taught me

Every once in a while I wish I would forget I forgot

Every once in a while I wish I had kept the ashtray I made for my Dad — out of fudge

Every once in a while I wish I would stop interrupting myself

Every once in a while I wish I could secretly paint over public statues in vivid colors

Every once in a while I wish I ran an orphanage

Every once in a while I wish I were in the US Senate (but just for a couple of weeks)

Every once in a while I wish I could scientifically prove I’m more accurate when I multitask

Every once in a while I wish I had been born with bright red hair

Every once in a while I wish I could draw a picture of Nothing

Every once in a while I wish I were an NBA coach

Every once in a while I wish I hadn’t said what I really thought.
(Actually, I’ll take that back.)

4 Comments

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4 responses to “Every Once in a While I Wish…

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